www.condomclive.com
.com ing
.com eth
.com forth
.com again
.com 1,000 times
He’s bloody well (dot) com!
Why don’t you?
(For the posh people, he's arrived)
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International ambassador to condoms for (IS)
Licence to thrill &
world population awareness campaigner.
www.condomclive.com
Cuming soon.
Don’t be stupid, don’t be thick,
put a Clive on that ????
(IS) Intelligent Sex

Internationlaly trade marked 2006 No reproduction of him is alowed
Name:
Clive, Condom Clive 7.7"
Job:
Ambassador to condoms for (I.S)
Licence to thrill and
world population awareness campaigner.
Address:
Everywhere.
Status:
Sexpert.

Known as:
The man's great cover;
a girl’s best lover.
Motto:
"You’ll regret not having me around."
Catchphrase:
"Come again."
Recognition:
Don't ask for a condom; ask for a Clive.

Height:
7.7 inches.
Eyes:
Blue.
Birthday:
Everyday.
Loves:
All and Everyone.

Hates:
Anything sharp.
Enemies:
The Rubber Johnny Twins.
Favourite Drinks:
Cocktails (Shaken swilled, never spat out;
straight in with a twist.)

Hobbies:
Pot Holing, and Diving.
Advice:
Don’t be stupid; don’t be thick
put a Clive on that dick!

Think; Intelligent Sex.
The name and image of Condom Clive is an International trade marked 2006
No reproduction of him is allowed with out the consent of the owner Lord Brett Sinclair
If you wish to uses him Please contact brettsinclair@isthatit.co.uk